Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator

Long Odds

At some point in your life, you owned over 52 meters worth of intestines. Congratulations

Organ Fondler

This will look nice in your achievement list.

Organ Monopoly

You paid off 15 competing traders so you could corner the organ market personally.

Facial Repercussions

You changed your face and species 30 ​times, to escape social judgment.

Stiffed Competition

You paid off 5 competing traders so you could buy organs in peace.

Flesh Replacement

You changed your face and species 10 times, to escape tax authorities.

Severed Contract

You abandoned 5 clients to their fate.

Binding Terms

You fulfilled the desires of over 49 clients!

Meatshare

You bought 5 organ shares, representing theoretical values as determined by market forces.

Oxygen Measurements

Did you know that the average adult breathes roughly 14 times a minute? Very uncomfortable fact.

Doubled Investment

You earned 20,000 credits by any means necessary.

Reputable Trader

You earned 350 reputation points by any means necessary.

Organ Toucher

You touched organs outside of your own body several times.

Committed

You fulfilled the desires of over 9 clients!

Hello, Scum

You earned 2 reputation points in your new career as an organ trader.