Jeu
4 Minute Meower
Complete the trial in under 4 minutes
28
pts
Kicker for Coins
Collect all coins while carving up the powder
28
pts
Sausage Nibbler
Take ten bites of the hotdog
26
pts
Some of Them Are Just Jerks
Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink
23
pts
Lost Your Marbles
Lose 15 marbles
22
pts
Vegetarian
Make a really nice vegetarian pizza
22
pts
Gone in 30 Seconds
Finish rallying within half a minute
22
pts
Last Second Punch
Beat the boxer in the last second
21
pts
Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn
Knock over 8 gnomes
21
pts
Destroy Every Jared
Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell
21
pts
Densha De Stop
Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool
20
pts
Fuel Fight
Scare your customer away with gross negligence
20
pts
Game, Set and TRASHED
Ruin the game
17
pts
Hammer Faux
Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage
17
pts
Hidden Robot Cat
Jump on the hidden enemy's head
16
pts
Number 1, Please
Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins
16
pts
Eagle Eye Cherub
Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)
15
pts
Card Sharp
Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes
13
pts
Hinty McHintface
Get every page of the hint book
13
pts
Credit Score
Voluntarily look at the credits screen
12
pts
Flat Earth?!
Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world
11
pts
Salmon Jared Salmon
Line up the pictures to get a prize...
11
pts
Mount Splash-Score
Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage
11
pts
Gotta Play 'em All!
Play every stage at least once
11
pts
Rank S Level 1 Achievement
42
10
pts
A-Maze-Ing
Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy
10
pts
Underpants
Present your underpants in court
10
pts
Civil Obedience
Don't smash the car
10
pts
Pelted
Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less
10
pts
Shredder
SHRED a 66 combo
9
pts
Mmmm Crunchy
Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs
8
pts
Gone Fishin'
Catch 3 coins while fishing
8
pts
The Hedgehog
Help Boric find the secret achievement
8
pts
Mobile Snake Eater
Collect 3 coins using your really old phone
8
pts
100% Dolphin Free
Swim to the finish line without taking damage
7
pts
Rank A Level 7 Achievement
Shitsurei shimasu
7
pts
Maneki-Neko
Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb
7
pts
Meaty Chunks in Gravy
Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
7
pts
BANGers and Mash
Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer
7
pts
Meow Meow Meow
Vacuum at least 80% of the dust
7
pts
King of the Hillock
Get promoted to RANK S
7
pts
Rank A Level 6 Achievement
Dogs vs cats - who wins?
7
pts
Yoga Noogie
Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!
7
pts
Korean Guy
Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds
7
pts
Rank A Level 5 Achievement
RGB or CMYK?
6
pts
Meow Meow Bleargh!
Throw up
6
pts
Rank A Level 4 Achievement
Was it the chicken or the egg?
6
pts
Golden Arms
Go postal in the restroom
6
pts
Rank A Level 3 Achievement
What if Jack can't save the president?
5
pts
Time Lord
Be super accurate when setting the time
5
pts
You Can't Hurt Me
Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage
5
pts
Perfect!
Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage
5
pts
"I Don't Want To Be Human"
Dock your ship upside down
5
pts
Rank A Level 2 Achievement
Is the truth out there?
5
pts
Breaking News!
Read the news without making any mistakes
5
pts
Atomic Number 79
Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE
4
pts
Brundlefly
Squash the fly within 5 seconds
4
pts
Rank A Level 1 Achievement
If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?
4
pts
Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars
Get promoted to RANK A
4
pts
Daily Yamazako
Complete your first Daily Challenge
4
pts
Autobahn
Crash into the trophy van
4
pts
Loose Change
POING! Collect all the coins on this stage
4
pts
Steven C. Gull
Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around
4
pts
Rank B Level 7 Achievement
Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!
4
pts
Hawkeye
Choose the cup with the ball inside
4
pts
Rank B Level 6 Achievement
Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?
4
pts
Wash Your Partner's Hair?
Listen to enough of the knight's advice
3
pts
Rank B Level 5 Achievement
Is it easier to love or to be loved?
3
pts
Bounce Fifteen
Skip the stone fifteen times
3
pts
Act of Kindness
I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person
3
pts
QWERTY
Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare
3
pts
Rank B Level 4 Achievement
Why is ice cream so yummy?
2
pts
99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One
Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello
2
pts
Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
2
pts
Picture Perfect
Get all 5 photos without screwing up
2
pts
Rank B Level 3 Achievement
What does your soul smell like?
2
pts
Doh!
React without thinking
2
pts
Rank B Level 2 Achievement
What is consciousness?
2
pts
Between the Cheeks
Aim true and land an arrow in the crack
1
pts
Accessorise
Oooh look at you!
1
pts
Rank B Level 1 Achievement
What is the meaning of life?
1
pts