The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Super Go Outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times).

Settings World Champion

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Test achievement please ignore

Test achievement description! Replace this!

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Click on door 430 five times

Click on door 430 five times.

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.

Get your first achievement

Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first.