Fist Puncher

Street Enforcers

Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.

Video Grappler

Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.

Bash Brothers

Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.

Upstairs Downstairs

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.

Chairman Kodoshin

Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.

Hoarder

Collect 100 unique items.

Kid Keeper

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.

Coffee Shop Hipster

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses

Above The Law

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.

Quentin Le Loup

Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.

One Percenters

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.

Hapless Romantic

Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose

Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.

De Capitan Low Blow

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.

Zotmeister

Defeat any level using Zotmeister.

Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.

De Capitan Masked Avenger

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.

Kid Justice Bully Beatdown

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.

The Milkman Crimelord

Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.

DerbyBall All-Stars

Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.

Zombie Survival Kit

Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife

Dogsworth McFreedom

You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.

Preston Endicott Tornado Kick

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.

Steven Dengler

Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.

O'Grady Boot + Face

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.

Ash Vickers

Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.

O'Grady Stun Gun Happy

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.

Steroid Jackson Back Breaker

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.

Lady Chop Chop

Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.

Karate Hell

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.

The Beekeeper Fatal Sting

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.

Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.

Fan Favorites

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.

De Capitan

Complete any level with De Capitan.

Hella Heart Breaker

Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.

Bad Trip

Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms

Hella Derby Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.

Prison Warden

Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.

Foreign Object

Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.

Kid Justice

Complete any level with Kid Justice.

Dr. Karate Kick Master

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.

High Fructose

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.

Preston Endicott

Complete any level with Preston Endicott.

Jump Kicker

Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.

General Kony Crimelord

Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.

Helicopters

Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.

O'Grady

Complete any level with O'Grady.

Roger Crimelord

Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.

Big Hans Crimelord

Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.

Side Scroller

Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.

Hijackers Beware

Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!

Miss Mexico

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.

Lock 'n' Load

Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.

Junk Food Glutton

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich

Salsa Party

Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove

Stripper Town

Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.

Dracogen Lab

Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.

Subway Pass

Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.

Miss UK

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.

The Beekeeper Mega Swarm

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.

Miss Russia

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.

So Thirsty

Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks

Miss USA

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.

Warehouse

Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.

Dry Viaduct

Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.

Miss Japan

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.

Bill's Storage

Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.

Take Out The Trash

Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.

Hella Fistgerald

Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.

Grave Digger

Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.

Nurse King-Fu Crimelord

Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.

Battle Royal

Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.

The Beekeeper

Complete any level with the Beekeeper.

6th Street Blockade

Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.

Vegetarian Chef

Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers

Brother Antlers Crimelord

Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.

Cultist Crusher

It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.

Dr. Karate Foot Power

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.

Cheese Head

Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese

Fuel Efficient Smack Down

Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.

Steroid Jackson

Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.

Miss Brazil

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.

Grizzly Yves Crimelord

Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.

Fruit Kicker

Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit

Picnic Time

Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers

Miss France

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.

Orchards

Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.

Subway Gas Attack

Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.

Nude Beach

Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.

Sobtanian Crimelord

Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.

Stabby Rascal Crimelord

Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.

Miss China

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.

Miss Canada

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.

Corpse Thrower

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.

King Street

Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.

Anarchy Way

Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.

Dr. Karate

Complete any level with Dr. Karate.

Playmore Park

Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!

Wharf

Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?