Electronic Super Joy

Being a Level Designer Means Never Having to Apologize

Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash.

Mopping Up

Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'

Thinking With Portals, Doing Science

Take the shortest route in 'An Evil Portal Mess.'

Jumping the Snowmouth!

Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'

What A Mess!

Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'

Electronic Super King!

Earn every achievement.

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!

Earn zero deaths on every level.

Electronic Super Done!

Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level.

Infinite Lover

Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.

Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts?

Hit less than 7 bounce arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'

Turbo Lover

Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.

Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours!

Beat all gold times.

Get To The Chopper!

Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars.

How Four-tuitous!

Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes.

Super Lover

Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.

I'm a Star-vivor!

Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars.

Mean Green Machine

Clear every level in World 4.

Stomach of Steel

Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.'

Bonus Content For All, And For All A Good Night

Complete all the holiday levels.

Spikey Problem

Kill Spike.

Just Like My Ex

Clear 'Emotional Mess.'

So Good I Ripped My Pants

Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.'

So Three-ling!

Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes.

Can't Touch This!

Survive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying.

Two Awesome!

Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes.

Green With EnV

Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.'

Smooth Lover

Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.

One-derful!

Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes.

Make Love, Not War

Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything.

So Long And Thanks For All The Stars

Collect every star.

Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza

Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything.

Clumsy Lover

Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.

Rear-venge!

Defeat The Groove Wizard.

It's Called "Butts" Now

Clear 'Flap Your Brains Out.'

That Was Easy!

Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode.

As You Wish

Survive Glorg.

Mass Murder

Murder The Pope.