Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Breaking The Mold

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage