Jeu
The Mick Jagger Award
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
167
pts
Geriatrically Inclined
Get knocked out 1000 times.
167
pts
Petty Woman
Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
143
pts
Life in the Pokey
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
143
pts
Pimp Status
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
143
pts
Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls
Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
143
pts
Watch Out on the Way Out
Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
143
pts
In Lovin' Memory Award
Get knocked out 100 times.
143
pts
Bronze Harlot
Get with a hooker 100 times.
143
pts
The Burger Thing
Get with 100 hookers from behind.
143
pts
Large and in Charge
Get with 1000 big girls.
143
pts
Master Frog Finder
Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
143
pts
A Bottle Is Your Only Friend
Get turned down by 1000 Girls
143
pts
Drop the Mic
Get 1000 hummers.
143
pts
Young Bunz Award
Get with 1000 hot chicks.
143
pts
The Broken Wagon Wheel
Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
143
pts
The Golden Rod
Get with 1000 Girls normally.
125
pts
Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls
Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
125
pts
Lickin' for a Prince
Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
125
pts
Lord of the Vat
Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
125
pts
I'm the Juggernaught
Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
125
pts
100% Proof Flaccid
Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
125
pts
The Mad Capper
Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
111
pts
Forty with Good Behavior
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
111
pts
King o' the Keg
Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
111
pts
Home of the Monster Mushroom
Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
111
pts
A Whale of a Tail
Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
91
pts
Careful, You'll Go Blind
Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
91
pts
You See the Size of the Chicken?
Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
91
pts
Say Hello to My Little Friend
Get with 1000 chicks.
83
pts
The Bearded Clam
Get 1000 girls off.
83
pts
Lord of Buds
Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
77
pts
Death Rock
Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
71
pts
Hook Line and Stinker
Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
59
pts
The Babe Detector
Mack 1000 chicks.
59
pts
King of Annals
Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
56
pts
Like Fish in a Barrel
Get with 100 hot chicks.
56
pts
The Panzy
Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
56
pts
Self-Service Award
Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
48
pts
Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus
Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
48
pts
Frogger
Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
45
pts
Rubbin' Hood
Get with one of Hod's chicks.
38
pts
Predator Status
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
37
pts
Locked n' Loaded
Steal the identity of 100 guys.
34
pts
Aqua Lung
Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
32
pts
Butt Brawler
Get with girls from behind 100 times.
32
pts
Pint Sized Pounder
Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
31
pts
Hittin' the Street
Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
30
pts
Update Your Hardware
Get with the hot Robot.
29
pts
Fill 'Er Up Award
Get 100 hummers.
29
pts
Skull Collector
Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
29
pts
Better Red Than Dead
Get with the Devil's mistress.
29
pts
FAT32 Reformat
Get with the big Robot.
25
pts
Full Bone Addiction
Play the game for 1000 Hours.
24
pts
Like a Love Machine
Get 100 girls off multiple times.
23
pts
Chasing the Dragon
Play the game for 100 Hours.
22
pts
The Total Dick
Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
21
pts
Total Domination
Defeat the Man.
17
pts
El Penetrator
Defeat Ron Jeremy
17
pts
Pound for Pound
Get with 100 big girls.
16
pts
Beer Goggle Champion
Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
14
pts
Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque
Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
13
pts
Candy Ass
Get knocked out 10 times.
11
pts
17 Will Get You 20
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
11
pts
Not with a Ten Foot Pole
Get turned down by 100 chicks.
10
pts
The Drop Slot
Get with 100 Girls normally.
10
pts
Holy of Holies
Beat Chapter 10.
9
pts
T & A Trifecta
Beat Chapter 9.
8
pts
A Fungus Among Us
Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
8
pts
Shots Down Under
Beat Chapter 8.
7
pts
Swipe That V Card
Beat Chapter 7.
6
pts
Slight Addiction
Play the game for 10 Hours.
6
pts
Box Master
Get 100 girls off.
6
pts
Havajo Hero
Beat Chapter 6.
6
pts
First Squirt Award
Beat Chapter 5.
5
pts
Case Meister
Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
5
pts
Box Hunter
Get with 100 chicks.
5
pts
Aged 18 (at Least)
Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
5
pts
Big Game Hunter
Get with 10 hot chicks.
5
pts
Old Family Secret
Beat Chapter 4.
4
pts
One Toke Over the Line
Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
4
pts
Hammer Time
Get with girls from behind 10 times.
4
pts
Hit and Run
Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
4
pts
King of the Carrot
Beat Chapter 3.
4
pts
Good Samaritan
Get 10 girls off multiple times.
3
pts
Gettin' Itchy
Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
3
pts
H is for Hebrew
Beat Chapter 2.
3
pts
Gift of Gab
Mack 100 chicks.
3
pts
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife
Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
3
pts
Identity Theft
Steal the identity of 10 guys.
3
pts
Earned Your Hat
Get 10 hummers.
2
pts
She Ain't Got No Teeth
Beat Chapter 1.
2
pts
The Bone
Get with 10 Girls normally.
2
pts
Ton of Fun
Get with 10 big girls.
2
pts
The Pleaser
Get 10 girls off.
2
pts
Repent Ye Sinner
Get turned down by 10 chicks.
2
pts
Your Inner Feminine
Get with 10 chicks.
1
pts
The Over Compensator
Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
1
pts
Icebreaker
Mack 10 chicks.
1
pts
Wet Your Whistle
Complete the Tutorial.
1
pts