Cute Things Dying Violently

Obsessive Compassion Disorder

Get a perfect score on every level in the game.

I Demand A Recount

Save more than three Critters in Six Enter - Three Leave.

Ingenuity

Find two different ways to set off the Oil Drum in Despair Mail.

Lickety Split

Get a perfect score on Split Second.

Everyone Hates This One

Save all Critters in Gone With The Wind in 45 seconds.

Low Flyer

Beat Hang Time without the Critter leaving the screen.

500 Slays of Bummer

Get 500 lifetime Critter kills.

I Want My Money Back

Beat the game.

Training Wheels Off

Get a perfect score on every level in Stage 1.

I Am Shocked, Shocked

Beat the Zapper Hate Bot.

Medium Well

Save a Critter that has been char-broiled red.

Viva Variety

Kill Critters by all available methods: falling, spikes, buzzsaws, explosions, fire, and electricity.

We Don't Need No Water...

Beat the Flamethrower Hate Bot.

Decline Intervention

Get 250 lifetime Critter kills.

Insta-Skill

Have every Critter (at least two) in the level die within a one second timespan.

Conflagration Sensation

Get 40 fires going simultaneously.

Self-Inflicted Wounds

Beat the Drill Hate Bot.

Adequately Lubricated

Dunk your first Critter in oil, and have fun doing it!

Die Centennial

Get 100 lifetime Critter kills.

A Cut Above

Beat the Buzzsaw Hate Bot.

Failed At Life, Okay At Death

Reach 30 lifetime level restarts.

Paint The Town Red

Get blood on every solid object in a level.

Bada Bing Bada Boom

Beat the Timebomb Hate Bot.

Rescue Rager

Get your first Critter into the Elevator.