Guilty as Sock!

Sock & Sebastian

As a bailiff, pet the damn dog 250 times. This is no longer a trial. It’s a love story.

Anything for the Buzz

Accumulate a total of 250 press snippets across all games. You churn out breaking news like a con artist sells snake oil.

Divine Justice

Tabloid Tycoon

Two-Bit Journalist

As a journalist, publish zero news flashes over the course of 10 games. A journalist who says nothing? Now that’s integrity.

Utterly Indecisive

The Accuser's Finger

Use the 'Point Finger' emote 250 times. Pointed 250 times, yet still no evidence.

Versatile

As a juror, change your mind 50 times in a single trial. Flip-flopping more than a politician during election season.

Lifetime of Cringe

Use the ‘Embarrassed’ emote 250 times in one match. And you still have the guts to keep going… Respect.

Loose Tongue, Lost Cases

Use the 'Taunt' emote 250 times. When your strongest argument is sticking out your tongue.

The King of Blocking

Use the 'No' emote 250 times. You’re not here to win, just to say no.

Your Honor, It’s Me Again!

Use the 'Request to Speak' emote 250 times. You've asked for the floor without ever saying anything useful.

Justice shoots from my fingertips!

Good Boy

As a bailiff, pet the damn dog 50 times. Who's a good bailiff? Yes you are. Yes you aaaare.

And I cut the sound...

Justice Bent to Your Will

As a defense attorney, win 10 "Not Guilty" verdicts. You make accusations disappear like magic.

The Courtroom Reaper

As a prosecutor, win 10 "Guilty" verdicts. Ten defendants down, and none are getting back up.

Judgment Day on Repeat

As a judge, deliver 10 verdicts. For you, every trial is a small personal apocalypse.

Final Fist

Use the 'Fist Slam' emote 250 times. A trial? No, it’s a boxing ring.

Jurors Dismissed

In Deep 'Reflection'

Use the 'Sleep' emote 250 times. You've officially become a piece of courtroom furniture.

Shocked, Shocking, Over-Shocked

Use the 'Shocked' emote 250 times. Every minute in this courtroom leaves you more traumatized.

Silence is Golden, Farts are Platinum

Blind Justice

As a judge, reject all evidence on the evidence board. You’ve decided to see nothing, and that’s your right.

Crumbled Plea

Throw 250 paper balls. Every ball has a story to tell.

Sharp Justice

Master of Nothing

As a defense attorney, win a "Not Guilty" verdict without presenting any evidence. You’ve shown that words alone can bury reality.

Objection: TL;DR

Deadly Bluff

As a prosecutor, win a "Guilty" verdict without presenting any evidence. Congratulations, you’ve turned nothing into a conviction.

Why are we even here?

Forced Silence

Get knocked out by the judge 20 times. At this point, you’re more of a punching bag than a lawyer.