Boring Man - Online Tactical Stickman Combat

Just Let Me Sleep For God's Sake

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Flak Freightliner.

It's Time To Oil Up

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Oil Rig.

Need Irons + Hookshot

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Boring Lake.

Calm Down Miners

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Varia Mines.

It's Bennings!

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Ice Station.

Light Up The Night

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Dyson City.

Level 1 Complete

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Boring Man Fields 1.

Manufactured Drama

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Muleslapper MFG.

The Exclusion Zone

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Boring Man Fields 2.

Homesickness

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Varia Desert.

Jerry, Can I Borrow Your Mattress

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Dyson Rooftops.

House of Wares

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Warehouse.

Poo Gas

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Dyson Sewers.

Recycled Content

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on 'Tutorial...?'.

Final Hours

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Throne Room.

Funny Little Map

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Arena.

Poor Working Conditions

Get crushed by a door on Warehouse.

Not Today

Block an attack with the Riot Shield thats worth 500 or more damage.

Conversations & Events - Relaxed

Complete the Shooting Range time trial in 1 minute or less.

The Old Blokia 20

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Varia City.

Can't See Sh*t, Captain

Complete Hardcore or Classic Survival on Arctic City.

I'm Sorry

Unlock either the Old Pistol, Old Shotgun or Plank artifacts.

Lore Master

Collect 15 or more lore articles.

Lore Hobbyist

Collect 5 or more lore articles.

Pretty Good Night

Collect every vice in Hardcore or Classic Survival. (Excluding Super Vices)

Luke Parry

Parry a total of 100 enemies with the Sword.

Show The Way

Activate the beacon in Hardcore Survival.

Death Is Certain

Encounter the Manlings in Hardcore or Classic Survival.

Zoned

Kill an enemy with a Hadoken.

Big Mess

Get your head blown off while barfing.

Cool Island Song

Kill an enemy with the Pineapple.

Pest Control

Destroy the enemy helicopter in Hardcore or Classic Survival.

It's Over

Destroy the evil magician in Hardcore Survival.

Put Him Out Of His Misery

Destroy the EXPLODEBOT 5000 in Survival.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

Unlock your first golden weapon skin.

Sacred Relic

Unlock your first artifact.

Grizzled Expert

Complete wave 75 in Survival.

Loads Of Money!

Acquire $1,000 in Zombrains, or $100,000 in Survival.

Just Blew In From Stupid Town

Score a TRIPLE KILL or higher with the Suicide Vest in Team Deathmatch.

Tragedy Down Under

Kill yourself with the Boomerang.

Action Man

Get a kill with the Pump Action, Lever Action and Bolt Action all in one life.

The Beanjo Maneuver

While carrying the flag in Capture the Flag, kill the enemy flag carrier.

Time 2 Klime

Conquer your first Climb map.

The Power

Collect your first super vice in Survival.

Lore Person

Collect your first lore article.

24/7 2fort

Kill an enemy carrying a scoped weapon with your own scoped weapon.

Oooh Mommy

Complete wave 50 in Survival.

Grave Filler

Kill a total of 1,000 enemies.

The Ground Is Entirely Fogged Out

Reach an incredibly high altitude.

Practice Makes Perfect

Complete wave 25 in Survival.

Baby's First Survival

Complete wave 10 in Survival.

Champ

Win a game of Deathmatch, Weapons Deal or Boring Royale.

What Happened? Where Am I?

Board the escape helicopter within 30 seconds after reviving in Zombrains.

Connoisseur

Collect your first vice in Survival.

Kill 'Em All

Score your first BORING KILL.

Gross

Take a refreshing swim in Dyson Sewers.

Pay To Lose

Kill a player who owns Premium.

Hup Hup

Kill an enemy while you are both in the air.

My New Gun

Unlock your first weapon skin.

Gettin' Educated

Complete the tutorial.