Jeu
Practice Makes Perfect
Complete London without dying.
24
pts
Paradox
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
23
pts
Beyond the Possible
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
22
pts
Communist Leanings.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
21
pts
Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
20
pts
Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
19
pts
Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
17
pts
Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap.
14
pts
Jimmy Carr's Accountant
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
14
pts
Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
14
pts
A Flaw in the System
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
13
pts
Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
12
pts
GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations.
11
pts
Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
10
pts
The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
10
pts
Splat the Rat
You splat the rat.
9
pts
Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
9
pts
Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game.
8
pts
Oh I Give Up
All this counting is boring.
7
pts
That Can't Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
7
pts
Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
7
pts
Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
7
pts
Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
6
pts
Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
6
pts
Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
6
pts
Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
6
pts
Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
6
pts
Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
6
pts
Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time.
4
pts
ReElection Special
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
4
pts
Taking it From Behind
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
4
pts
Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester.
4
pts
Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
3
pts
Big Deal
Complete Swindon.
3
pts
wot u lookin at
Play as Darren for the first time.
3
pts
Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales.
2
pts
Hello, my name is Kenneth.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
2
pts
Twiddling the Bits
Visit the options screen.
2
pts
Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
1
pts