Jeu
When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
59
pts
In The Not Too Distant Future
At least you still have all those red sweaters!
59
pts
In The Ghetto!
It’s the hard knock life!
59
pts
Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
59
pts
Future Serial Killer!
You’ve always looked good in red!
56
pts
But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!
Just repent on your death bed!
56
pts
Life is Meaningless
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room
56
pts
Participant Trophy
Everyone is sooo special!
56
pts
Irresponsible Parents
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
56
pts
The Blood of Christ
Tastes delicious!
56
pts
Pills! Pills! Pills!
Pills! Pills! Pills!
56
pts
D.A.R.E
What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
56
pts
Masochist
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
53
pts
Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
48
pts
Margaritaville!
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
43
pts
Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
43
pts
Forever Young
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
43
pts
Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
42
pts
Get Off My Lawn!
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
42
pts
Being an Adult is Sad Enough
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
42
pts
Living Hell
Die 100 times in Womb Room
40
pts
Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
40
pts
Darwin Award Nominee
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
37
pts
Tears From Heaven
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes
37
pts
Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
34
pts
Psychiatrist's Wet Dream
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
34
pts
I Don’t Want To Grow Up!
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
34
pts
Rage Against The Machine
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
33
pts
Pet Cemetery
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
33
pts
Early Warning Signs
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
31
pts
Everybody Hurts
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
31
pts
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
30
pts
Massacre
Die 50 times in Womb Room
30
pts
Warm Popsicle
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
27
pts
Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
9/11 was an inside job.
26
pts
Angry Video Game Nerd
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
20
pts
Better Red Than Dead!
Having a soul is overrated.
19
pts
Happy Family!
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
19
pts
Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
19
pts
Hot pocket!
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
19
pts
Poor Investment
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
18
pts
POG Champ!
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
18
pts
Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
17
pts
Curiosity Killed The Cat
Live 9 lives in Womb Room
11
pts
One Life To Live
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
11
pts
0% Chance
Experience death before being born.
7
pts
One life is enough.
Live out a single life, then quit the game.
5
pts