Highway to the Moon

JAKE NO READ!!!

Destroy almost every text box in the game at least once.

Red Blooded Challenge

Beat Leader Red while in a red reality.

Gold Member

Get 300,000 points in a level.

Undercharged

Complete a level without getting overcharge.

Shield Efficiency

Beat a level while in a red reality where your HP is halved.

Speed Biker

Beat the game in under 45 minutes.

Steady as She Goes

Beat the game without dashing.

Indigoner

Defeat Leader Blue last.

Ammo Thrift

Beat the game without running out of ammo.

Sky Diver

Beat the game without falling off the road once. Alternatively, fall off the road more than 200 times.

Saving My Quarters

Beat the game without losing a Battery.

This is the clip that never ends

Collect 400 Ammo powerups (lifetime).

Heavy Trigger Finger

Run out of ammo more than 50 times (lifetime).

Shield Glutton

Pick up 1,000 Shield powerups (lifetime).

Trade Your Passion for Batteries

Get 3,000,000 points (lifetime).

Mission All Over

Beat the game as Agent Silva.

Cavalcade of Bullets

Attack more than 200 times while battling Leader Orange.

Honorable Duelist

Defeat Leader Green while dealing less than 5% damage to Leader Yellow, then defeat Leader Yellow.

Purple Punisher

Defeat Leader Purple.

The Value of Prudence

Don't fall off the road before reaching Leader Green, then defeat Leader Green.

Holding Back

Defeat Leader Blue without letting him or Leader Orange drop below 50% shields at the same time.

...Acceptable

Beat Rainbow Rush in less than 2:45.

Protecting the Merchandise

Beat the Moon Man without destroying the Moon Bike.

TL;DR

Destroy 75% of Agent Silva's text bubbles.

Dashing Delight

Dash 300 times (lifetime).

Destroyer of Worlds

Destroy 5000 enemies, then show the Moon Man (and his bike) who's boss.

I'll Take You All On!

Beat Rainbow Rush with at least one full segment of the reality meter red.

Assault the Rainbow

Defeat Leaderhosen.

Orbital Striker

Use the Satellite Remote 150 Times or collect it 3 times.

Sunfeller

Defeat Leader Orange last.

Moon Reaver

Defeat the Moon Man.

2 Times the Passion

Collect the Missle Launcher 5 Times or Defeat Leader Red as Leader Red.

Orange You Glad

Collect the Variable Cannon 5 Times or Defeat Leader Orange as Leader Orange.

Paradox Yellow

Collect the Energy Saber 5 Times or Defeat Leader Yellow as Leader Yellow.

Tactical Jealosy

Collect the Barrier Gun 5 Times or Defeat Leader Green as Leader Green.

Self Discipline

Collect the Psycho Cannon 5 Times or Defeat Leader Blue as Leader Blue.

Only I Can Defeat Me!

Collect the Remote Sentries 5 Times or Defeat Leader Purple as Leader Purple.

Fire the Rainbow

Use the Rainbow Sentries 380 Times or collect it 3 times.

Blazing Saddles

Use the Flamethrower 1400 Times or collect it 3 times.

Carpet Bomber

Use the Gatling Gun 4000 Times or collect it 3 times.

Moon Buster

Use the Moon Rifle 370 Times or collect it 3 times.

Energy Rabbit

Get 3 Extra Batteries in one level.

Moon or Bust!

Beat Level 5.

Enter Level 5

Enter Level 5.

Emerald Juker

Defeat Leader Green last.

Batteries Not Included

Beat a level without losing a Battery.

Silencing the Airwaves

Defeat H.A.T.

Silly Bart, Space Is For Motorcycles

Defeat Bartandelous.

I wanna play with my favorite

Get nine or more standard weapon powerups while using an alternate default gun.

Destroy the Rainbow

Beat Level 4.

Enter Level 4

Enter Level 4.

Enter Level 3

Enter Level 3.

Phase for Days

Get 200% Phase.

Like a Tortoise

Beat a level without dashing.

Saffron Slasher

Defeat Leader Yellow last.

I AM THE ANGRY ELEPHANT!

Take 200 Damage and still complete a level.

Anger Management

Defeat Angry Alex.

Enter Level 2

Enter Level 2.

Scarlet Destroyer

Defeat Leader Red.

Neophyte Collector

Collect every Basic Weapon at least once in one level.

5 Bullets or 6?

Run out of ammo once.

Enter Level 1

Enter Level 1.