Jeu
Heaven
Got drunk enough and found the key.
500
pts
Kahen kilon siika!
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
111
pts
Reetipokeri Master
Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
111
pts
You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
100
pts
Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
100
pts
Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time.
100
pts
A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
100
pts
Engine started!
You beat the menu. And that's it.
100
pts
PTSD
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
100
pts
I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
100
pts
Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny.
100
pts
Grill master
Serve at least 20 dish.
100
pts
Gauntlet survivor
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
100
pts
Hannes Kolehmainen
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
100
pts
Full stash
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
100
pts
Kiddy champ
You won in a junior class!
100
pts
First loser
Coming second is just a first loser.
100
pts
Sliding Swede
Coming after Flying Finns!
100
pts
Flying Finn
Top breed of racing drivers.
91
pts
Finnish sisu!
Finish rally with major suspension damage.
91
pts
My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
91
pts
Catch-A-Fish
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
91
pts
Philosophy Master
Sometimes being a banker is enough.
91
pts
Lottery winner
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
77
pts
Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
71
pts
1000 Strawberries!
Time well spent, huh?
71
pts
Darwin Award
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
67
pts
Greased rust
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
59
pts
Methanol Man
You gained a new super power: Blindness!
56
pts
Too much power, too little skill
Jerk in daddy's car.
56
pts
Thank you for playing!
Seems like it is over now.
53
pts
10000 km
10000 km driven with Satsuma.
53
pts
Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
48
pts
Rusting fast
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
45
pts
Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only.
43
pts
Jackpot!
Maybe you should do Lotto too?
38
pts
Smoking kills
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
31
pts
Feel alive
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
31
pts
Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed.
29
pts
King of Tuning
You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
29
pts
Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver.
26
pts
Pimped!
That really does it.
26
pts
Kela-Taxi
You served elderly person with style.
23
pts
You reached 100 kg
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
22
pts
Satsuma GT
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
20
pts
Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
20
pts
1000 km
1000 km driven with Satsuma.
18
pts
True Peräjärvi Dalton!
Robbing a slot machine with style.
17
pts
Finnish Summer
This is it. This is everything you ever need.
15
pts
Working man's Saturday
Time to relax.
12
pts
What a shock!
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
11
pts
You have a computer!
Now play some games.
10
pts
Dakar rally
You just keep on going.
9
pts
Mr. Kilju
Good batch of commercial deer piss.
9
pts
Bad Guy
You've done your time.
8
pts
You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
8
pts
Yeast festival
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
7
pts
Responsible citizen
You got your car through inspection.
7
pts
Granny's little helper
You are such a good boy!
7
pts
Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk!
6
pts
Money well spent
Better luck next time.
6
pts
An idiot
An idiot is definition of you.
6
pts
Golden steam
Enjoy the smell.
6
pts
100 km
100 km driven with Satsuma.
5
pts
Magic portal
Somehow you don't remember anything.
5
pts
Finnish wedding
Your traditional wedding condition.
5
pts
Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna.
4
pts
Case solved
24 bottles of beer consumed!
3
pts
A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style!
3
pts
Poor people go away
A real money man.
3
pts
Jonne!
You are real Finnish Jonne.
3
pts
It runs!
Your car actually started, good job!
3
pts
And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves.
3
pts
Party time
Bottle of booze drank quickly.
2
pts
Ultimate survivor
Drinking your own piss like a pro.
2
pts
I am coward
No permanent death for you.
1
pts
Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good
1
pts