Jeu
Jirard would be proud!
Unlock EVERYTHING!
29
pts
The Devil is a Salesman
Get Swindled
29
pts
Jet crusher!
Destroy twenty jets.
29
pts
Euthanize Me Daddy!
Beat hardcore mode three times.
29
pts
What's the safety word?
Beat hardcore mode two times.
29
pts
How I like my porn.
Beat the game in hardcore mode.
29
pts
Sheen.exe
Get spooped.
28
pts
I'm surprised you’re still playing this.
Beat the game twenty times
26
pts
The Voyeur
View all cutscenes
26
pts
I’m the BWASS!
Beat the game five times
26
pts
Props!
Unlock 80% of everything in the game
24
pts
Get Swol.
Boost health 50% using run bonuses
24
pts
Dumpster Diver
Unlock all run bonuses.
24
pts
Glutton For Punishment.
Beat the game three times.
23
pts
So you think it can't get worse?
Lose twenty five mini-games.
22
pts
Hardcore Mode Unlocked
You can now play in hardcore mode.
21
pts
Cool Stories, Bro
Destroy thirty five thousand stories.
21
pts
An effort was made.
Unlock 60% of everything in the game
20
pts
Humiliation
Humiliate twenty bosses
20
pts
Mr. Try Hard
Beat the game once.
20
pts
King of Icons!
Unlock all character power ups
20
pts
Macro Management.
Kill seventy five bosses.
19
pts
Technical Difficulties.
Destroy thirty drones.
19
pts
Basement Dweller.
Get fifty million points in combined game plays.
19
pts
No Frugality
Spend sixty five thousand dollars.
18
pts
Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots, Shot-Shots!
Break five thousand bottles
17
pts
Adblock Pro
Destroy five hundred signs
16
pts
Jazz hands…
Reach level eight
16
pts
Speed Runner!
Beat the game under twenty five minutes
15
pts
You tried!
Unlock 40% of everything in the game
14
pts
Silver Lining.
Win twenty five minigames.
13
pts
BALLIN!
Collect fifty thousand dollars
13
pts
Bigger, fatter, harder
Stack six power ups at once.
12
pts
Would you like fries with that COMBO?!
Get a combo over 50.
12
pts
Destruction derby!
Destroy two thousand five hundred vehicles
9
pts
Home wrecker!
Destroy six hundred buildings.
9
pts
Noob Cannon
Kill fifty snipers
9
pts
Call the police!
Get robbed!
7
pts
Not all lizards!
Get some love from a green friend.
6
pts
Sharing is Caring!
Trade with Myle
5
pts
Playing with food.
Kill four thousand civilians
5
pts
Golf Clap…
Reach level five
4
pts
You had one job!
Don't beat the game.
1
pts
Babu Steps.
Watch the tutorial
1
pts